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review of the Harry Potter MOVIES. Not books, MOVIES. Two completely different things.

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The movies are complicated. On one hand, the acting and scripting are amazing, the cast is stellar, and the special effects are- as they should be- magical. But if you're rating them on how they relate to the books, they suck . Horrible. The leave out a bunch of stuff that's really important to the plot of the entire series, and put in a bunch of random stuff that's not relevant to the plot at all, while they could have been filming the good stuff! They left out Peeves the Poltergeist!! In #4, they left out Ludo Bagman and  Winky and  S.P.E.W. (Society for the Protection of Elvish Welfare)!!!!!!! HOW COULD THEY???????? And, this might be going overboard, but what the heck: In my personal favorite scene, Hermione* tells Ron that "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," And she says it "waspishly". In the movie, she only says "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon!" That...

Magnus Chase series book review

Okay, prepare yourself. I don't give this status out to many books, but this series......is a Yes Book. You can't say no to it. The witty, sarcastic humor mixes perfectly with the drama of the really quite unique situation Magnus finds himself in. It creates a book which is perfect for a great laugh, a Norse mythology lesson, or just a plain old good read. And it is so in the now, so politically involved. People who face discrimination about real world problems, and people who face discrimination because of ancient Norse stuff appear continuously throughout the Yes trilogy. READ NOW OR ELSE. jk! BUT SERIOUSLY READ IT. Rating status: ⭐9.75  stars out of ten⭐ No book Yes book✓ Kind of a mess book Okay, I guess book. Hey, that rhymes!

Early Thunder book reveiw

No. Just no. Don't read it. Your life will be ruined. It is very  horribly, mind-numbingly, please-dear-god-no-ingly BORING!!!!!! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEARLY CRIED, IT WAS SO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Daniel is so stuck-up!!! He thinks Tories are the BEST, and he is the BEST tory, and everybody else is stupid and inferior because they're not HIM. Then he becomes a Whig, and HE THINKS THE EXACT SAME THING BUT WITH WHIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

school lunch uptates

ok so my school's lunch is DISGUSTING!!!! here are some new updates. the so-called "vegetarian" chili has MEAT in it!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrr . . . AND on Dr. Seuss's birthday their selection of food was green eggs and ham, roast beast sandwich, and one fish two fish sticks. The eggs were DYED NEON GREEN. ew. the roast beast(beef) looked like freeze dried dog treats, but hermy figured out it was chopped up sausage from the last time they had pancakes & sausage, which was like 2 WEEKS AGO!!! that may not sound like much, but that stuff goes bad FAST. and the fish sticks were just plain inedible. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah. 

Review of Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales series

OMG it's awesome!!! the series creates a funny spin on big american events in history. The story is that Nathan Hale, a spy in revolutionary times, is about to be hanged. but when he said his last words, he was so famous they "...put him right into the history books!" He now knows everything that happened before and after the his time. and so he tells his executioner and the random redcoat there all the stories of america that are yet to come!! So yeah #GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! The series is in no specific order, but i recommend you start with One Dead Spy . It actually tells the story of Nathan Hale, so . . . yeah. Ookk  bbyyee  ppeeeeppss!!                                                                    PUREST THOUGHTS,                         ...

Review of Team USA's opening ceremony outfits

So we all know that the opening ceremony for the 2018 winter olympics was a few days ago right? And the USA had pretty good outfits, i must admit. The parkas and sweaters were appropriate for winter, and blue jeans because, well, that's like THE american fashion. but the gloves . . . *sigh* really, USA? SO stereotypical cowboy-ness. Also the fringe . . . kind of making fun of traditional native american clothing there. They could have done way better. But, you know, I don't really care since im rooting for *AHEM* Great Britain, Iceland, Norway, New Zealand, Netherlands, and Greece. All the good stuff. Ok bye peeps!                                                                         Brilliant day, mates,                             ...

Hatchet Book Review

To be perfectly honest, Hatchet by Gary Paulsen is a truly horrible book. I'm sorry, but it's true. I basically think what Sirius Blackout from  The Waffle  says. I do have another point, however. WHY WAS THERE NO WATER IN THE SURVIVAL PACK?!  I mean, it was all good for Brian  with his little lake  20 feet away from him, but what if they'd crashed in the middle of  the Saharah? what about that, huh? Grrrrrrrrr . . . Oh, and I had to make a BOARD GAME out of it. AArrrrggghhh! I was really hoping that Brian was going to die. Too bad. He probably  DEFINITELY would have died if Hatchet was ONE TINY BIT realistic!!!! DIE!! DIE ALREADY!! Wow I'm going insane. Ok bye peeps!                                              Purest Thoughts,                               ...