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Hatchet Book Review

To be perfectly honest, Hatchet by Gary Paulsen is a truly horrible book. I'm sorry, but it's true. I basically think what Sirius Blackout from  The Waffle  says. I do have another point, however. WHY WAS THERE NO WATER IN THE SURVIVAL PACK?!  I mean, it was all good for Brian  with his little lake  20 feet away from him, but what if they'd crashed in the middle of  the Saharah? what about that, huh? Grrrrrrrrr . . . Oh, and I had to make a BOARD GAME out of it. AArrrrggghhh! I was really hoping that Brian was going to die. Too bad. He probably  DEFINITELY would have died if Hatchet was ONE TINY BIT realistic!!!! DIE!! DIE ALREADY!! Wow I'm going insane. Ok bye peeps!                                              Purest Thoughts,                               ...

Cia Review

Wassup y'all!! I'm here to review a REALLY cool little lunch place called Cia. It's in South Portland, Maine. It sells mostly coffee, but they also have really yummy ice cream and sandwiches. Also, they sell local jewelry and art. Really, really really really good food. I give it 10/10 stars. It's a little crowded because it's so popular, but it's definitely worth the wait. It's a nice little place to have lunch. Or, if you work from home and just have to get some fresh air, go to Cia. It's a wonderful place. I love it, and you will too.                                             Purest thoughts,                                                         ginny

My School Cafeteria Review

Let's just say this: the food at my school's cafeteria is horrible. They use PROCESSED CHEESE SUBSTITUTE. It hardens like plastic. The ground beef in the tacos was frozen, so sometimes it looks white. Once Hermione Danger ordered chicken stir fry, and the broth was like chicken noodle soup with a dash of expired soy sauce. Not kidding. Also the carrots in the stir fry look like chopped-up pieces of orange jello soaked in strange brown liquid. Oh, and don't get me started on the hot dogs. They look EXACTLY like human fingers,with little dipping down spots and white bruises that look like fingernails. Now that I think of it, I have seen kids go into the principal's office and not come out . . . Anyway, if your're looking for a nice place to have lunch, my school is NOT where you want to be.                                                        ...

Harry Potter Review

My first review will be of the Harry Potter books. I give it, out of ten stars,ten being the highest, infinity stars. Seriously. It is beautifully written. The endless creative twist and turns will keep you hooked. This world famous series is truly what everyone says it is, and if you haven't read it yet, you will. You simply can't ignore the Harry Potter books. I thank J.K. Rowling for bringing something this beautiful, this wonderful, to the world that needs it most.                                                                       Purest Thoughts,                                                                           ...

Welcome to According to Ginny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey peeps!!! I'm Ginny Weasel. You probably know me from the WORLD FAMOUS blog, The Quaffle!! So this blog is where I post reviews of things like books, movies, food, etc. Basically, I'm a critic. That's why it's called "According to Ginny" because it's according to me!! Yay!! Oh, and a few other blogs you should check out: thebaffle1.blogspot.com thewaffle7.blogspot.com huckstarcritic.wordpress.com and. . . thequaffle9.blogspot.com That last one's my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok bye my adoring fans!!!!!!