My School Cafeteria Review

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Let's just say this: the food at my school's cafeteria is horrible. They use PROCESSED CHEESE SUBSTITUTE. It hardens like plastic. The ground beef in the tacos was frozen, so sometimes it looks white. Once Hermione Danger ordered chicken stir fry, and the broth was like chicken noodle soup with a dash of expired soy sauce. Not kidding. Also the carrots in the stir fry look like chopped-up pieces of orange jello soaked in strange brown liquid. Oh, and don't get me started on the hot dogs. They look EXACTLY like human fingers,with little dipping down spots and white bruises that look like fingernails. Now that I think of it, I have seen kids go into the principal's office and not come out . . . Anyway, if your're looking for a nice place to have lunch, my school is NOT where you want to be.                                       
                                                  Purest Thoughts,
                                                             ginny

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  1. Sirius BlackoutJanuary 14, 2018 at 5:12 PM

    Hopefully you don't get sued by all those people unfortunate to have eaten lunch right before reading this.

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